The Wooden Long Sword of Intense Longness is a virtual item obtained in Reality 2.0. It is used to defeat the Blue Slime and can also be used to hit Bosco to knock him out of Reality 2.0. It can be purchased at Bosco's store in Reality 2.0 for five Gold Coins. It is later rendered obsolete when the +2 Sword is obtained from a billboard on top of Sybil's in Reality 2.0. It bears a resemblance to a children's play-sword, giving the (correct) impression that it is not very powerful.